Title: Light and Dark
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG
Word Count: 750
Warnings: uh, vaguely dark? (like the title, WHOA)
Prompt: Arthur finds out about Merlin's magic in some unavoidable life or death situation. Instead of being angry he is unbelievably turned on by BAMF!Merlin.
Summary: Now with disappointingly little in the way ( Read more... )

Title: Clotpolishness
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,125
Warnings: pr0nz! Also, I have a terrible sense of humor.
Prompt: Bathing. Merlin calls Arthur a clotpole one too many times, and consequences ensue. Bonus points for somehow incorporating the phrase "that's what she said" in a new and creative way.
Summary: ( Read more... )

Title: Wounds That Heal
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Roy, Ed, Al
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,404
Warnings: major SPOILERS through Brotherhood; brief language
Summary: (Set pretty immediately post-Brotherhood.) Roy's never had a brother, but he's had more than his share of hurt, and maybe that's enough for him to give what Ed won't ask for ( Read more... )

Title: Several Related Cases of Heinous Arboreal Homicide
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Roy/Hawkeye (with past Hughes/Roy)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,745
Warnings: vague spoilers for mid-either-series; unforgivably terrible porn; crack everywhere; the fourth wall in tatters; language; etc.
Summary: Roy gets to his office one morning to find ( Read more... )

Title: Predawn
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairing: Hughes/Roy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 820
Warnings: mid-either-series spoilers; referenced sexytimes
Summary: Maes Hughes makes even the horrors of war significantly less soul-killing, damn him to hell.
Author's Note: For eltea for It's a Gift. ♥

( Maes promised and delivered extremely good sex, but there’s a very simple reason that Roy can’t say he’s good in bed. )

Title: Simple Explanations
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Al and Ed
Rating: G
Word Count: 317
Warnings: major SPOILERS through Brotherhood
Summary: Brother has had many, many fine moments of breathtaking brilliance. This is not one of them.
Author's Note: For eltea, written for It's a Gift. :D

( Al is reading the newspaper while Ed preens and luxuriates in the shower. )

Title: Something Fishy
Rating: G
Word Count: 746
Warnings: minor ickiness
Prompt: Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart. - Thomas Fuller at pulped_fictions
Summary: Edward Blevins has many talents. Operating a microwave doesn't happen to be one of them. (For the record, ( Read more... )

Title: The Trappings of Joy
Rating: (very light) PG-13
Word Count: 1,742
Warnings: language, fluff, characteristic silliness, hasty editing
Prompt: winter song at pulped_fictions (taken a bit loosely)
Summary: Christmas with celestial beings is, strangely, not bad at all.
Author's Note: We return to the vague post-novel future for… well, what it says on the tin. ( Read more... )

Title: North-North-West
Fandom: Death Note/Kingdom Hearts II/Doctor Who + Fullmetal Alchemist (ilu so hard, hiza_chan ♥)
Characters(/Pairings): Matt(/Mello/Near), Axel(/Roxas), the Master(/Ten)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 900
Warnings: brief PG-13 language; referenced violence; major spoilers for FMA and for DW S3
Prompt: Never say never
Summary: Matt finds ( Read more... )

Title: Softer Than It Looks
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Ed and Al
Rating: G
Word Count: 453
Warnings: fluff!
Prompt: a stray kitten
Summary: Al will be getting the groceries for the rest of eternity.
Author's Note: For powdered_opium. ♥

( A spunky little gold fuzzhead is severely trying Ed’s patience. )